The Onion wins Alex Jones' Infowars in bankruptcy auction

Trump Picks Fox News Host For Secretary Of Defense

President-elect Donald Trump on Tuesday named Pete Hegseth, a combat veteran and Fox News host who has called for a more muscular approach to running the U.S. military, as his nominee for defense secretary. “With Pete at the helm, America’s enemies are on notice,” the former and future president...

All the Crazy Stuff Trump is Going to Do

The relatively relaxed reaction of NT progressives to the unmitigated disaster that I personally see coming, has left me wondering if I'm overreacting. Here's someone who sees it as I do.

Restoring the Trump economy

““I will make the Trump tax cuts the largest tax cut in history,” the former president said earlier this year at the Black Conservative Federation’s...”

Link to quote: Here’s what Trump has promised to do in a second termIn 2017 amid massive resistance, a faux investigation and the impossible plan to repeal & replace Obamacare, President Trump managed to get a tax cut passed as well as implementing some fair-trade deals to protect union...

Trump wants to end 'wokeness' in education. He has vowed to use federal money as leverage

“Colleges rely more heavily on federal money, especially the grants and loans the government gives students to pay for tuition.”

WASHINGTON (AP) — Donald Trump's vision for education revolves around a single goal: to rid America’s schools of perceived “ wokeness ” and “left-wing indoctrination.” The president-elect wants to keep transgender athletes out of girls’ sports. He wants to forbid classroom lessons on gender...

Trump team weighs Pentagon pick after sexual assault allegation surfaces

“Senior officials on President-elect Donald Trump’s transition team on Friday weighed the future of Pete Hegseth, Trump’s choice to lead the Defense...”

Trump’s pick for defense secretary was investigated in a 2017 incident in California, Monterey police said. Hegseth’s lawyer said police found no evidence of wrongdoing. Senior officials on President-elect Donald Trump’s transition team on Friday weighed the future of Pete Hegseth, Trump’s choice...

Laura Helmuth Resignation: Scientific American editor resigns after 'f**king fascists' rant following Trump's win - Times of India

“US News: Laura Helmuth, editor-in-chief of Scientific American, resigned after backlash over controversial social media posts that she made after...”

Follow us Laura Helmuth, editor-in-chief of Scientific American, resigned after backlash over controversial social media posts that she made after Donald Trump's win. Helmuth faced criticism for calling Trump voters "f**king fascists" and expressing frustration with election results. She...

Marco Rubio: America's nominee for top diplomat, in his own words

“The Florida senator is considered a foreign policy "hawk" towards Iran as well as China.”

Whaddya expect from the BBC?  But the Eurocentric trees BBC is reporting on may hide a forest.  Marco Rubio as Sec. State may be a foreign affairs pivot to the Americas.  Will Trump establish a new 'Monroe doctrine'?

Dream Team or simply a Shit Show

“Sen. Lisa Murkowski, who voted to find Trump guilty at his second impeachment trial during his first term, said "I don't think this is a serious...”

A simple survey on the latest announced cabinet picks 1.  Is it a dream team or a shit show? 2.  Which pick shocked you more than all the others? 3.  Which of the nominees do you think will fail to get 50 votes in the Senate? 4.  Is this "shock and awe" so that when some of these picks are...

President-elect Donald Trump has nominated Robert F. Kennedy Jr. to lead the Department of Health and Human Services.

President-elect Donald Trump on Thursday has nominated Robert F. Kennedy Jr., an anti-vaccine activist who dropped out of the 2024 presidential race and endorsed Trump, to lead the Department of Health and Human Services.Donald Trump Jr. shared the news on X, and a source familiar confirmed it...

Full Joker

“One of the downstream consequences of Robert Kennedy’s appointment to head the Department of Health and Human Services is that vaccination rates in...”

 Full Joker One of the downstream consequences of Robert Kennedy’s appointment to head the Department of Health and Human Services is that vaccination rates in America will plummet. Please understand that Kennedy is not a vaccine “skeptic.” He is opposed to all vaccines and claims...

Giuliani Warns Matt Gaetz That Trump Never Pays His Attorneys

“When he cans your ass--and he will--you'll be drinking Two-Buck Chuck straight from the bottle.”

Nov 14, 2024916Share this postCopy linkFacebookEmailNoteOther23172Share NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—Urging him "not to take that freaking job," on Wednesday Rudolph Giuliani warned Rep. Matt Gaetz that Donald J. Trump never pays his attorneys. "I know what you're thinking—'I'll get paid...

Gaetz, RFK Jr., Hegseth: Trump Hires Are About Showing GOP Who's Boss

“One Trump transition team member says he wants to bend Republican senators to his will "until they snap in half."”

strap on your knee pads and kneel before your lord and savior maga ...

Early Start; Eagles Play at 8:30; Priorities on Creative Arts Three Day Weekend, Spiritual Light

In the Spirit of Spiritualty, I offer the following. Castles in the Sky © A. Mac /A.G A Light in the Forest © A. Mac/A.G.

An unforced error

“Susan Collins, a moderate Republican from Maine, expressed relief that the Senate had the ability to block Gaetz. “I was shocked by the...”

The President-elect made his first mistake yesterday, but it may turn out to be a blessing in disguise. Trump had his life made miserable by Biden's DOJ and the natural reaction may have been to appoint someone who would hold that same DOJ accountable, namely Rep Matt Gaetz. Gaetz was himself the...

Matt Gaetz Ethics Probe Should Be Released, Minor's Lawyer Says

“Pressure is increasing on the House Ethics Committee to release the findings of their investigation into attorney general nominee Matt Gaetz.”

watching which maga senators fall in line to support a child sex trafficker for AG should make for great TV ...

Trump Completely Humiliates Elon Musk in Front of House Republicans | The New Republic

“Elon Musk joined Trump on Capitol Hill for a meeting with Republicans—and the president-elect used the opportunity to ridicule the richest man in...”

The New Republic Breaking News from Washington and beyond Ellie Quinlan Houghtaling/ November 14, 2024/9:05 a.m. ET Trump Completely Humiliates Elon Musk in Front of House Republicans Elon Musk...

Turning off the News

“It's time to break up with the mainstream media.”

Quick quiz: what do these three statements have in common? 1) Donald Trump won in a landslide. 2) Kamala Harris lost because she ran a terrible campaign. 3) The Democratic brand is toxic. Answer? They've all been spread by the mainstream media. And they're all false. Let's take a moment to...

Trump spokesperson Steven Cheung to serve as White House communications director

“Steven Cheung, who has served as a top press aide on the Trump campaign for the past two years, will join the incoming administration as White...”

Steven Cheung, who has served as a top press aide on the Trump campaign for the past two years, will join the incoming administration as White House communications director, President-elect Trump announced Friday. While Cheung was not a regular presence on television like some of Trump's other...

The Onion wins Alex Jones' Infowars in bankruptcy auction

“The Onion, the satirical news company that repeatedly spoofed conspiracy theorist Alex Jones, has won the bankruptcy auction for control over his...”

The Onion, the satirical news company that repeatedly spoofed conspiracy theorist Alex Jones, has won the bankruptcy auction for control over his media empire — most notably Infowars, the far-right, conspiracy-minded website that served as Jones' primary online platform. Jones announced the sale...

Entire Entrenched Government Bureaucracy To Be Dismantled By Indian Guy And Autistic African American Obsessed With Rockets

“WASHINGTON, D.C. — Panicked sources within the nation's capital expressed fear that the entire governmental bureaucracy that had been methodically...”

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Panicked sources within the nation's capital expressed fear that the entire governmental bureaucracy that had been methodically built up over the last century was about to be dismantled by an Indian guy and an autistic African American obsessed with rockets. The vast federal...

Trump To Appoint Evangelical Christian Who Believes In Apocalyptic Bible Prohecy To Be US Ambassador To Israel

“I am pleased to announce that the Highly Respected former Governor of Arkansas, Mike Huckabee, has been nominated to be The United States Ambassador to Israel,” Trump said Tuesday in a statement. “Mike has been a great public servant, Governor, and Leader in Faith for many years. He loves...

Microcosm

““America has given us an unprecedented and powerful mandate,” Trump said in a victory speech early Wednesday morning.”

If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, has a duckbill and webbed feet, we are allowed to call it a "duck"...  If it wants a dictator, despises minorities, and wants an end to human rights and the rule of law, we are NOT allowed to call it a fascist. NT fascists are sensitive people...

Swing State Election Officials Openly Violate State Law To Help Dem Senator's Recount Effort | The Daily Caller

“Democrat commissioners in Bucks County, Pennsylvania, voted to allow undated and misdated ballots to be counted as Bob Casey gears up for a recount.”

Democrat commissioners in Bucks County, Pennsylvania, voted on Thursday to allow undated and misdated ballots to be counted as defeated Democratic Pennsylvania Sen. Bob Casey gears up for a recount in the race he lost to Republican Senator-elect Dave McCormick. Bucks County Commissioners Diane...

Elon and Vivek Handed Keys To The Government

Donald Trump’s Pentagon pick sparks alarm — and scorn

“Pete Hegseth's nomination as head of the world's most powerful defence department has baffled Washington”

So, the Resistance doesn't die in darkness?  Looks like Trump knows how the bureaucracy protects itself.  Trump is proactively burning their bridges.

This NYT Post-Election Focus Group of Young Voters Is Brutal for the Media...and Incredible for JD Vance

The New York Times engaged in a regular, if sporadic, conversation with 13 young, undecided voters over the course of the 2024 election cycle – the oldest of whom was 27. Two of them ended up supporting Kamala Harris. Seven voted for Trump. The rest supported other candidates or wrote in...

Looking to escape politics for the next 4 years? This cruise has you covered

Looking to escape politics for the next 4 years? This cruise has you covered  While a four-year cruise isn't exactly inexpensive, you can't put a price on peace. .Are you an unhappy voter looking to escape the fallout of an election, whether it's a certain election that just happened south of...

What's DOGE? Musk's new political appointment under Trump is a crypto joke

“President-elect Donald Trump announced on Tuesday that one of his top donors, Elon Musk, will co-lead the newly created Department of Government...”

President-elect Donald Trump announced on Tuesday that one of his top donors, Elon Musk, will co-lead the newly created Department of Government Efficiency, or DOGE. It's a not-even-thinly-veiled nod to the popular Doge meme, depicting a cute Shiba Inu, which is also the inspiration behind the...

Here's How Trump Could Lose the Coming Trade War

“Economic conflict is coming. He is utterly unsuited to manage it.”

Wherein Paul agrees with Donald. No, not really.

Nancy Pelosi fact-checked by Washington Post for claim 'fewer' migrants crossed the border under Biden | Fox News

“Nancy Pelsoi was fact-checked on Wednesday after claiming fewer migrants came into the U.S. under President Biden than under President-elect Trump.”

'The View' host rips 'nasty' Nancy Pelosi for assigning blame to Biden for Harris loss 'The View' host Ana Navarro called Nancy Pelosi 'nasty' for her blame of Joe Biden for Donald Trump's election victory. Former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi was fact-checked on Wednesday by the Washington Post...